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TWISTED NORMA'S

Your Adventure Basecamp in the Wilds!

Calling all outdoor enthusiasts! Ditch the trailer and hit the trails right from Twisted Norma’s doorstep. This centrally located cabin is your perfect jumping-off point for off-roading, hiking, kayaking, and more. No time wasted hitching up – just pure adventure awaits!

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Twisted Norma’s sleeps up to 10 explorers across 2 bedrooms with comfy beds and a game room packed with fun. Think arcade games, shuffleboard, and a giant Jenga tournament to unwind after a day of conquering the mountains.

Outside, you’ll find:

A covered deck with bar seating for prime disc golf course spectating (bring your own discs!)
A fire pit and fire bowl for roasting marshmallows and swapping adventure stories under the stars
A hammock station for ultimate relaxation surrounded by nature
A 7-hole disc golf course to test your skills

Twisted Norma’s is also close to:

Brimstone, Windrock, and North Cumberland TWRA trails for off-roading adventures
Devil’s Triangle for scenic road cruising
The Big South Fork for hiking and stunning views
Norris Lake for water activities

Bonus: After a rainy day, a magical waterfall appears behind the house, adding to the soundtrack of your wilderness escape.

Ample parking is available for trucks and trailers, with a wash pad to clean off your off-road toys before chilling out.

Book your stay at Twisted Norma’s and get ready for an unforgettable adventure!

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Additional Information

Air Conditioning (Central heat and air on the main level, mini-split in the game room)
Basic Soaps
BBQ Grill (Charcoal)
Blender
Books
Bunk Bed
Coffee Maker (Keurig)
Dining Table
Disc Golf Course
Dishes and Utensils
Dryer (Stacked)
Fire Pit
Fire Bowl w/ Grill
Free Parking
Free Wi-Fi
Game Room (Shuffleboard, Mini Skee Ball, 60 Classic Arcade Games on Barrel Top, Giant Jenga, Playing Cards and a Slinky)
Grill
Hair Dryer
Hammock Station
Heating (Central heat and air on the main level, mini-split in the game room)
Kitchen
Linens Provided
Living/Dining Area
Microwave
Outdoor Furniture
Oven
Overflow Parking
Paper Towels
Refrigerator
Shampoo
Smart TV
Stereo
Stove
Toaster
Toilet Paper
Towels Provided
Washing Machine (Stacked)
Wash Pad (Bring your own hose)

BEDROOM 1: Offers a comfortable full bed
BEDROOM 2: Offers 2 rustic bunk beds (One bunk being full bottom and top with the other being twin beds bottom and top) ensuring a comfortable night’s sleep for 8 guests with capacity for up to 10 (w/ an additional full cot)
BATHROOMS: 2 total – each with a single sink and walk-in showers
DINING ROOM: Seating for 6 at bar tops. Seating 8 at the table. Includes a TV, board games, and a Bluetooth radio.
LIVING ROOM: Seating for 5 with a TV and air raid siren positioned strategically to wake up those in the group who are sleeping in and holding up the day’s activities!
GAME ROOM: Located on the lower level and accessed by external stairs and steps from either end of the house. The game room includes a bar with 4 stools, shuffleboard, mini Skee Ball, an arcade game with 60 classic games, wall-mounted Connect Four, Twister Rug (Twister Spinners for your smartphone can be found online), Giant Jenga, playing cards, a Slinky, mini fridge, washer/dryer, and laundry sink.
COVERED DECK: Bar-height deck chairs and wide railing for relaxing and watching the disc golf game (bring your own discs). Conveniently located to interact with your friends who are hanging out at the fire pit or in the dining room.

Check-in: After 3:00 pm
Check-out: Before 10:00 am
Minimum age to rent: 21
Sleeps up to 10 people – up to 8 people included in reservation. Additional $25/guest per reservation will be changed for reservations with more than 8 people.
No pets allowed, service animals permitted
No smoking
No parties
Only wash machines on the Hillbilly Deluxe Wash Pad
Please do not wash goats in our laundry sink

***You will be responsible for any damage to the rental property caused by you or your party during your stay.***

Personalized door entry code for each renter
Ring security cameras focused on each of the 4 entry doors of Twisted Norma’s with one also
covering a portion of the main parking area.
Carbon Monoxide Detector
Smoke Detector
Fire Extinguisher (Under kitchen sink and behind the bar in the game room)
Emergency Exit Route (2 entry/exit doors on the main level, as well as each room having a double hung window that serves as an exit. Gameroom has 2 entry/exit doors as well. Upon exit proceed to lawn or parking areas.)
Low-voltage landscape lighting in all outdoor areas
Air raid siren in the living room for military invasion or…. so those who partook just a wee bit too much the night before resulting in a morning hangover can second guess their decisions

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